things mom always said

1)Am I talking to a brick wall?
2)Are you deaf or something?
3)Are you lying to me?
4)As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say.
5)Do you think I'm made of money?
6)Don't eat that, you'll get worms!
7)Don't make me get up!
8)Don't sit too close to the television, it'll ruin your eyes.
9)Don't walk away when I'm talking to you!
10)Going to a party? Who's going to be there?
11)How do you know you don't like it if you haven't tasted it?
12)I brought you into this world, and I can take you right back out!
13)AIIIYOOO!!!I can't believe you can sleep in this filth!
14)AIIYOOO!!! I didn't ask who put it there, I said "Pick it up!"
15)I just want what's best for you.
16)If you could stay out last night, you can get up this morning.
17)If you don't do it NOW, then when are you going to do it?
18)I'm doing this for your own good.
19)Look at me when I'm talking to you.
20)No child of MINE would do something like that.
21)Say that again and I'll wash your mouth out with soap.
22)Shut your mouth and eat.
23)What did I say the FIRST time?
24)When I was a little girl...blablabla
25)When I was young we had respect for our elders, now look at the world!
26)When will you be back?
27)When I was your age...blablabla~~~
28）You'll understand when you're older.
29）You just ate an hour ago!
30）You ask Why? Because I SAID so, that's why!
31）Turn off that light. Do you think we own the electric company?
32）Think of those poor starving children in India...blablabla (or China, or Africa.)
33)Some day you will thank me for this.
34)Now, say you're sorry...and MEAN it!
35)Look at this room! It looks like a pigsty!
36)If I catch you doing that one more time, I'll slap you.
37)I would have never talked to MY mother like that!
38)Go ask your father.
39)Don't make me come in there!
40)Are you going out dressed like that?
41)Answer me when I ask you a question!
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p/s:sorry mom....I can't tahan already :P